WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

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when you fuck up with your girl infront of your boys and your pride wont let you apologize in front of them

itsjust-insanity:

pinkvelourtracksuit:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Girl: If i leave im never coming back

Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options

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Girl: ok bye *slams door*

You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”

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"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"

*15 mins later*

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i’m fucking crying because this is so real? like?

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